Sunday night when Jeremy, mom and I were sitting in the ER Jer decided to entertain us by reading us “facts” from this web site. How or why he knew about this web site is beyond me but he had us laughing so hard. Come to think of it while we were laughing is when the nurse ended up putting me on the Oxygen. He he he. Here are some of my favorites from that night:
- Chuck Norris IS the reason Waldo is hiding
- When Chuck Norris picks his nose he does find gold
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- ‘Icy-Hot’ is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
- Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
There are many others. The moral of the story is if you have to be stuck in the Hospital, take Jeremy with you. He’s full of surprises.